He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
my vag is so smooth its legendary
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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