Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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