im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
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