I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
Last night was epic. Hooked up with Emma Watson, found twenty bucks, and then passed out on my floor.
No you didn't. You drank unbelievable amounts of 151, passed out in someone else's bathroom, and we carried you back to your floor. Nice dreams though.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
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