i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
I yelled at your uterus for you.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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