i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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