marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
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