Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
Things bear mace does not do: repel bears. Things bear mace does do: piss off bears, give bystanders asthma attacks. Lesson learned
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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