i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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