did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
Jesus better clutch that motherfucking wheel, then.
I'M NOT PUTTING MY TRUST IN JESUS! I'M PUTTING MY TRUST IN YOU!
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