so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
Any idea why the fuck i would replace all the music on my ipod with the fucking Goosebumps theme song?!?
Apparently drunk you is really nostalgic?
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
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