Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
Lo siento on account of my penis...
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
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