It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
Randomize