Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
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