i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
I was eating out this girl yesterday and when I finished, she asked me if I wanted to take any home with me. She was serious, dude!
What does that even mean?
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
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