Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
Afterwards the first thing I said was, "You know, you're probably the first guy who has ever gotten laid wearing Star Wars pajama bottoms."
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