If i come over, it means nothing
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
She complained to dominos last night for hanging up on her, and then she wrote "fuck you dominos" on the receipt when we got our pizza
So we are banned from the campus dominos
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