sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
Omg just had weirdest best cab advice situation ever. I kissed the cabbies hand as I was leaving like he was the pope and cried
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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