sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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