So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
Dude I'm drinking a martini out of a water bottle, I've become my parents.
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
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