Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Nothings more american than taking a shit with a handgun next to you.
you were so drunk when the pizza guy got there you told him that you didn't have any money and would trade him the pizza for 3 Porno movies and he totally did it. I may never have to pay for pizza again
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
She even gives head with a lisp.
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
Congratulations! We have a period
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