Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
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