when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
You're a waste of cheezeits
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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