I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
I got 87 likes on my changed relationship status. It's official. I'm way more fucking awesome single.
They're mostly guys
Early bird gets the worm.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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