I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
I feel like I should pray to the god of Febreze, because it is like it washes away the smell of all my sins from the bed
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
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