Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
The guy you fucked with the lazy eye is here, im avoiding contact by texting you. But i just looked up and he recognizes me, theres no way he doesnt. I'd remember the girl who called me quasimodo all night too. Sober me feels so bad.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
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