Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
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