Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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