I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
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