Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
My vibrator broke.
Dude it's been less than twelve hours. Did you sleep?
Don't worry about that. I need a new vibrator.
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