i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
I'm bleeding and have questions
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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