4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
Last night when I was hammered I set a reminder to tell you that your boobs are my favorite ones in the world, so this is me giving you that message.
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
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