Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
I can feel your judgement through the phone
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
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