everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
What happened last night?
You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth.
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
Blood and glitter go together right?
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
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