okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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