If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
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