I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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