We won't sleep together?
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
Woke up with an epic boner today, the kind where you can spin books and shit on it. FYI: don't try spinning an encyclopedia
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
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