I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
If I see one more commercial for The Secret Life of the American Teenager, I'm going to punch the next teenage girl I see in the uterus and scream, "Wear a condom!"
If he eats mayonnaise, he's not getting laid. End of story.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
it's great music for shaving your balls
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
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