UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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