I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
I kept yelling "BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS" in a terrible brummie accent at everyone I saw wearing a flatcap.
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