he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
I don't know which is more embarrassing, the fact that I shat on the floor today or that I told you about it.
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
Randomize
