I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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