No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
Was having a panic attack, but I'm out of xanax. Substituting with vodka shots and breathing exercises. My therapist will be proud, yes?
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
Randomize
