he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
So while she was giving me a lap dance I told her I quit med school. Just so she didn't feel like the only one who's made bad decisions in their life.
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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