I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
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