dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
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