Non-Jews are for practice
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
Randomize
