You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
When I got to his place, he served wine and cheese and made me sit on the balcony while he read his poetry to me. He cockblocked himself.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
Bring me that man meat
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
How do I send someone an apology text for giving them a lap dance in the middle of a party last night?
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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