her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
No stitches, just platelets and will power
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
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