i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
I was going to ask the people in the kitchen to keep the volume down, but they're cooking pasta at 3 AM and one complimented me on my polka-dot nightgown. They're high. No volume control.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
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