I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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