lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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