On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
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