So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
it's not cheating when I paid for it
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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