I got into an eating contest with Christina. I ate 6 oranges.
Why? Who won?
we don't know. we ran out of oranges.
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
he laminated a picture of his dick.
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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