Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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