Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
ravioli
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
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