i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
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