How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
Thank you for holding my vodka while the police let me ride their horse.
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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