I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
Why is there a living, breathing cow on your front porch?
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
The beers last night were like the tears from god
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
I just realized I consumed seven different types of alcohol this weekend. And I'm only counting jungle juice as one of those. How the fuck did I not die?
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
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