was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
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