Charged a drink to your name last night. Thanks for the whiskey
is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
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