READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
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