All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
i just met rob pattinson in italy. he's so stupid, i feel like i would have to say "your penis goes here!"
It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
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